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Excersus XXV: The Hanuman Can


Hanuman has several interesting properties given to him by various gods at various times. He is the son of the Wind, and is able to leap over oceans. He can grow as large as he wishes and lift whatever he takes it in his mind to lift (this came in useful when he had to lift a mountain that had a Revive Your Dead Army herb growing on it to take back to his, well, dead army). Most importantly, Hanuman can only die when he wants to. You can chop him up into tiny bits, but if he has not yet decided to die, then he is not yet dead. This is useful.

- Count Dolby von Luckner